My wife had some leftover crumbled feta cheese in our fridge recently and I've taken to putting that inside of burgers and it works really freakin' well. I imagine bleu cheese or anything crumbled would work well also, as it's easy to get it inserted pretty evenly throughout the burger.

So then what's the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile? Car? Truck? Bus? Unholy abomination?

OK, I think I get it. Kind of like how Frank Reynolds wasn't Spider Man for Halloween, he was Man Spider, right?

While we may not know, and possibly never will know, ElDan's celebrity kill count, I seriously doubt it's as high as that of 2016.

Yes, please leave Sarah Palin out of everything.

Throwing terrible first pitches at Mets games.

Judging by your delightful posts, roughly 97 percent sure as hell don't know how to type it.

Yes. An office where he just sits around DRINKIN' BLACK COFFEE! And stare at the walls.

And what's for dinner?

Stories like this confirm my suspicions that every time you hear "Stairway to Heaven" or "Inna Gadda Da Vida" on the radio you can be sure the DJ had to take a shit.

That one thing he won't do for love? Get laid apparently.

Which one was Alyssa Milano in?

Turns out he was just a slack-jawed gawker.

And whether or not it's actually funny, you have to put up with braying jackasses laughing at the top of their lungs over everything.

Horribly Forgettable?!?! Bad Company rocked!

With this comment you've made it clear It's All About You.

Don't expect to see anything I wasn't expecting? If I'm expecting to see it and I see it, then I saw it and I expected it. If I don't expect it and I don't see it, then what? And what if I do expect it and don't see it?

Yes.

It did have one "to camera" cutaway. But it was a bit jarring that it was only one. I had almost forgotten they did that when it came up.

Donald Trump spelled Yale with a 6.