So who do you like in the quarters? Do you think anyone can stop Argentina?

How do you feel about the episode with The Hardly Boys?

I watched that movie, with a whole bunch of my family, in a theater because my brother had a short film that showed before it in a local arthouse theater. Needless to say, my grandpa and aunts were not fans.

Man, as terrible as Ticketmaster is, it was even worse when you actually had to go pay their exorbitant "convenience fees" in person. Fuck that company forever.

I first read that as "hardcore-ass-fuck" and was pretty sure that wouldn't qualify for PG-13.

Has anybody mentioned Pogs yet?

So it's probably worth noting that Michu Meszaros was not ALF's voice performer.

I've seen stories recently that even in fully-red states like Kansas Hillary is ahead of Trump in the polls. Now, that's largely because our governor and legislators are all a bunch of right wing fuckheads who just finished a shit show of a legislative session. But I seriously doubt Clinton would take Kansas. It's…

"Whooooooah, slow down Ken Burns."
—Andy Richter during a "things no one has ever said segment on Conan.

Is your source on this reliable?

Actually, amazing authors almost always avoid alliteration.

That mental image is fantastic. I can just picture Joey and his spindly limbs way up in the air, never able to even budge Biggie.

That's so like those bitches, to just up and leave.

There was that one musician whose chosen song was The Animals' version of "House of the Rising Sun." I was all excited about it because I happen to like the song but was interested in hearing why he hated it. But then it just turned into a big interview about how much he hates FM radio. Now I can get behind hating…

You mentioned Linkin Park's angry guitars and now I'm ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE, AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK!

It seems like it's always a comedian now, but they used to get musicians. And they'd often say funnier things and have better reasons for hating a song than the comedians. Take for example the guy from Ween's "well you're a dick!" comment.

I've always interpreted it as you only get to fuck the person/thing once as well. So it's more of a one-off thing you'd enjoy but don't want to be stuck with forever.

If it was very funny it would be on TBS.

But Zoe Saldana does look pretty hot in that Left Eye get up, if you want to watch on mute.

I can see why you don't go around throwing about hyperbolic praise like that all the time.