Fartbarf was included in the headline of the annual The Year in Band Names article a few years ago. Still doesn't top Here Comes Old Vodka Tits for my money, though.

These guys are pretty great. I got to see them several years ago at Garage Fest in Lawrence, KS and they stood out among an incredibly stacked lineup. Go see 'em if you get the chance.

Is that what this is a picture of?

I've never tried those, but the Snickers ice cream bars are fucking heavenly.

Man, you really are bombed if Thursday is proceeding Tuesday.

I believe that was near the pizza joint Crustified.

The Trump character will relentlessly mock Ted Cooze.

Cum Trumpster?

And he also caught some flak for pissing in a janitor's mop bucket. So I imagine that's why they went with shitting on the floor of the Anne Frank house for the movie.

The wife and I are headed out for a four day camping trip with her family starting tomorrow night.

and Nooooooooooooooorthern California.

Featuring a cover of TLC's "Waterfalls."

I can't get behind Rule #1, because that would mean I'd have to get rid of my George Carlin discs. And fuck that all to hell. I'll keep my Carlin collection 'til I die, and the majority of it is most certainly not dated.

"Why did YOUR local fire department fill one of the tanks on its truck full of shit and piss and spray it all over a fire?

Of all the fucked up details in this anecdote I'm wondering why it was every Monday afternoon.

The A.V. Club
That was popularized elsewhere on the internet before it came here

It's not all that rare, I see it quite often. And just because we can figure out what a person meant we should accept errors and sloppiness?

Amen.

Poor bastard indeed. He looks just like Ted Cruz.