The one that pisses me off is when people type "defiantly" when they mean "definitely." And it happens all the damn time.

We may be arguing slightly different points. I agree it's not necessary to be able to correctly spell words you'll never hear or read on immediate recall. However, I will always argue that is a valuable skill to be able to spell the words you use in everyday speech. And if you're not sure to look it up.

Not when spellcheck changes it to an unintended word, instead of correcting the spelling.

I have seen our nation's napkins and their condition is frightful.

Bullshit. Have you ever read an article on this or any other "news" site? The number of misspellings are through the goddamn roof, and many of them slip right past spell check.

And what color are sheep?

But you could answer Iowa's question. Do you, in fact, have knees?

Ahh, there it goes!

Whiter Wyoming? It's pretty goddamn white already, Steve. I mean, have you been there?

Have you considered asking Google?

I love Ezgan Atyne!

She does look kinda foreign.

Which is what you arse.

Compared to Farley no one ever drank.

Yeah, I don't think the movie going public is going to turn out to see a movie about why three presidents in a row were severely constipated.

Sorry to ruin the joke, but I recently read about how Harrison, along with Zachary Taylor and James K. Polk, all elected in the 1840s, died of typhoid due to contaminated water at the White House. Washington, like most cities in the 1840s, didn't have a modern sewer system. The White House got its water from a nearby…

These commercials are godawful, not to mention creepy. But I will admit I laughed when the two kids are doing the "dropping dimes" rap video and Chris Paul asks Kevin "where'd you get all them dimes from?" Such a dad question.

Wouldn't rubbing ointment on grease just make an even bigger mess?

Me too friend. Every goddamn time.

That reminds me of the George Carlin bit where he says we should get some more realistic stickers like "My daughter attends public school and hasn't been knocked up yet."