I don't know man. A Vietnam vet friend of mine tells a pretty funny one about when he went to some strip/sex/god-knows-what club while on leave and one of the strippers was lactating and spraying people and then it got weird.

My mom said I was the most handsome guy at the prom.

The Outfield is not No. 1 on your list?

It wasn't a theater, but I managed to find a porno store a few blocks from Times Square when I went to New York for my brother's bachelor party in 2007.

Who says teenagers can't be nostalgic?

Dan Cortese?

So what is a butt funnel, if I dare ask? I haven't seen that part of the show and I really don't feel like Googling it at work.

Shenanigans!

In the UHF DVD commentary, Weird Al said they put up a real billboard for Spatula City. After filming completed they just left it there. For a few years people would regularly take the indicated highway exit looking for this Spatula City place.

Like a button in a fur coat.

When the last Block Buster in my town closed, somebody climbed up to where the old sign was and spray painted "Cock Duster."

I respect a man who can play the long game.

Hooker N' Heat?

Another fun fact: That guy who went off to live with bears and eventually gotten eaten by bears and who was later the subject of "Grizzly Man" was almost cast as Woody.

If you have a hundred bucks you could at least watch Bunny blow strangers.

But having that dildo would immediately make the orphan overprivileged.

And here I've been using everything but road flares as sext toys.

Good thing Michael Douglas isn't a singer.

Well, she was married to a dildo for a while so it's not surprising.

They were long after he kicked the coke.