Sarah Burke (R.I.P.) was a skier.
Also, "walker" should be upper case in the third graf.

Wait: Are Will Ferrell and Will Ferrell the same guy?

More than a year later, still says "Book of Moron." Well done.

Die Toten Hosen: "Dirty Pictures"? Or is it only porn if it's for publication?

Die Toten Hosen: "Dirty Pictures"? Or is it only porn if it's for publication?

I always thought it was Rick Wakeman. But WTF do I know?

I always thought it was Rick Wakeman. But WTF do I know?

Yeah, but "Halfwit Shitkicker" would be a great screen name. Better'n "Huckleberry Bubba Parsimmon." Wonder if it's taken?

Yeah, but "Halfwit Shitkicker" would be a great screen name. Better'n "Huckleberry Bubba Parsimmon." Wonder if it's taken?

"Who are the Hatfields supposed to marry, if not McCoys?"
I know the answer to this, but then again, I'm from southwest Virginia.

"Who are the Hatfields supposed to marry, if not McCoys?"
I know the answer to this, but then again, I'm from southwest Virginia.

I guess they don't know the teaser still says "Dopesomker."

Does Julia Duffy know how to Dougie, then?

At least the A.V. Club spelled "wack" correctly (unlike The Associated Press).

Nary a mention of the Reverend Horton Heat's "Three Kings"? Best holiday album I've heard in a while.

Who's Diana? Also, it's "cut-and-dried" (hyphens optional but totally permissible after any conjugation of the verb "to be").

"… whether he’s luring a super-achiever to a mysterious aisle 'that cultivates individual achievement'": "aisle" or "isle"?

"Doonesbury," dude.

"Sure, that isn’t technically not the case … " I can't figure out if that double negative isn't not intentional. Also: "CharDee MacDennis, unveiled It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’s seventh season’s seventh episode," looks like it's missing an "in."
"Jumanji" and "Zathura" = pretty much the same movie.

Well … until that M&M's commercial anyway. I guess it's not outside the realm of possibility that that actually could be Eric Carmen.