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@ Loose: Totally agree on Ozo. I've seen 'em live more than any other band.
For me, it's Rahzel: Saw him at this tiny club in Colorado, and he just killed it.

I finally saw Fishbone live this winter, opening for the English Beat. I was skeptical because of the lineup changes/kidnappings, but they were rad.

"Enormity"
I always thought it meant "monstrous wickedness."
But what the fuck do I know? I'm unemployed.

Maybe this is a dumb question …
… but what's wrong with her eyes? Is this "The Black Swan" or "V"?
Or "Cheech & Chong's Black Swan"?

"All free-spirits come from Brooklyn or California."
One borough, even!
A lot of free spirits end up in Brooklyn and California …

Headline
I thought it suggested that they were gonna reunite Roger Greenberg and Ivan Schrank to play music in a sequel. I can't figure out whether that would be great or terrible …

"A Steve Carrell-Uwe Boll production."

I'd probably read "Whatever Happened to 15-Year-Old Forensics Maven Steven Hyden."
But then again, I briefly considered skipping out on strip clubs to watch "Resolved" or whatever it was called.
The point being, what the fuck do I know? I'm unemployed.

"Ultramega OK" > "Louder Than Love" > "Badmotofinger" > "Superunknown" (except for "Fell on Black Days," which rules) > "Down on the Upside" > (all of Audioslave's output)
I guess that's an unnecessarily cumbersome way of saying they were better when they were newer.
I need "665"/"667" for my Christmas playlist: the

Maybe a little off topic, but wasn't there a policy debate documentary a couple years ago? "Resolved" or some shit?
I was at a bachelor party when it came out, and we discussed going but ultimately decided that we'd rather see topless French-speaking girls while there was the opportunity.
So I guess the moral of the

Policy debate and model Congress.

I remember the Easterlings being swarthy …

All of their album titles were great, and a great running joke: "More Dead Cops," "Millions of Damn Christians," "More Dead Contractors"/"Magnus Dominus Corpus" …

Next season on "DWTS":
Christine O'Donnell.
I'm taking odds.

There's a joke to be made about Bristol Palin and abusing free sample pizza pockets, but I can't imagine what that might be …

"American Dreamz II" …
… "Bristol's Boogaloo."
Now that I've gone ahead and commented on a "DWTS" thread, they shot "Dirty Dancing" near my hometown, and I had no idea Jennifer Grey was as old as she is. According to my (admittedly dubious) mathematical skills, that means she was probably about 26-27 when she filmed it?

A couple more garbles in the "stray observations."

"Wondering"
If there's a dropped word in the first graf: "Will all due respect to B.J. Novak, I've spent the past few seasons what the hell he is still doing on The Office."

"Baron von Bullshit Rides Again"
Brilliant: We adopted it as shorthand for our boss's behavior.

Huh: Never thought of that. Maybe that has something to do with my liking them so much. Or with moving from the East Coast to Colorado for a decade.