I used to get a pre-pubescent rise from Catherine Bach as a kid. I was only like 6. It worked for me on so many different levels.

Yes, Ive always believed this to be the most likely explanation. An idiosyncratic effect of the Genesis wave.

Matt Salinger who also happens to be the son of none other than J.D. Salinger. I wonder if papa was proud.

I live in El Paso, and Ive been to several of the filming locations in Manos. Shit, my house isnt far from Scenic Drive at the beginning of the film. Ive driven by the altar where the pagan ritual was held. EP doesnt have a lot going for it, its a culturally and economically depressed place as far cities in the US.…

If you havent listened to DM yet, or in case you did back when but dismissed it, Id recommend you give it another try. Sure its not Master or something from the golden era but its too good of an album to not even consider.

Being a loooongtime Met fan, Im one of those who's in the camp that death magnetic was a welcome return from a band that at that time I had sorta written off. It was an agreeable fusion of the postmetal direction they were going with St anger with a look back to their thrash roots. In my opinion, there were so many…

No Kaley, no deal!

Oh for gods sake, they should just cut to chase and fuck already!

Han Solo's parka in Empire is BLUE, motherfuckers! I dont fuckin care how brown it is!

I dont have a lotta love for KOTCS so far be it from me to try to defend any of it but yeah the guy whos least responsible for Kingdoms shittyness is Koepp. He was acting at the behest of Lucas and Spielberg who together came up with the story and the general direction of the film and Spielberg the actual direction. …

All members of the Interstellar Larry King Species Federation wear suspenders in the Senate. They're a mandatory part of their formal diplomatic attire.

Sadly yes, nothing would change.

I wouldnt just play with my breasts- everything would be up for grabs.

If I was Malin Akerman I'd just grope myself all day long.

I caint get more money fer da crash? Yur tearing me eppart, Effie!-
Oh Hai, Len!

Get her and Lauren Ambrose and Seyfried on some piano or chaise lounge and basically you've…..!

NO SHUT THE FUCK UP GEDDY'S NEVER GOING TO DIE LA LA LA LA LA LA

The problem with Michael Jackson is not that he had vitiligo, but that he went the opposite extreme to cover it up. His problem was more little white splotches on mostly black skin. He could have much more easily covered up the whiteness, but he chose to go the other way and make himself all white. He used it as an…

Stan Lee teases something more? HOW MUCH MORE IS STAN LEE CAPABLE OF TEASING? My throbbiing, aching boner can only take so much!

"…relevant to the interests of several small and possibly intersecting groups of weirdos…"