Hey FUCK YOU, thats MY jacket!!!

Hammond is too busy being Col Sanders right now.

More like Lindsey Graham- "Its Raining Men"

Hey, can I get a Walmart truck driver to hit me, too? I dont care if i lost all feeling in my body, as long as all id be hearing is KA-CHIIING! Maybe I should have a target tatooed on my body. Come to think of it, Target could take a shot at me too if it wanted.

The fact that Frank is cool and prgressive notwithstanding, I agree with what Bill Burr said- theyve got all that wine, all those altar boys- those guys party WAAAAY too hard for me!

And her even MORE slippery uncle- the black sheep of the family- Penetratin' Oyl.

holy schnikes!

Along with everything else thats been said about Nimoy and his contribution to tv and movie history, he has had some remarkable opportunities in playing a rich character like Spock. He was in the enviable position of being there when the whole Trek phenomenom was launched, which in and of itself wouldve been…

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Y'see, its all done by a series of blowjobs…

I was just bakin cookies fer my momma!!!

GODDAM what a disappointment. Here I was thinkin that this otherwise terrible flick was actually getting women the world over so worked up into crazed sexual frenzies that they were attacking and raping random strangers in fits of raging lust. I had my Tuesday night all planned and prepaid! NOW what the fuck do I…

Yeah you say you like the radio bits, but "trying to claw my own face off within five minutes" indicates to ME that on the whole you dont enjoy it. Btw I agree about Bamford & Oswalt, & ill throw in Dave Attell & Joe Darosa for good measure.

uh, just what or whom in your opinion constitutes good stand up, if you actually appreciate stand up at all, cause I dont think im out on a limb saying that louis is one of the best stand ups workin. Or am I the asshole here?

My god, can this guy be a bigger douche? He somehow has the unmitigated gall to claim that his inspired mastery of cinema is somehow preferable to what Gilliam or any other filmmaker of proportional talent could come up with given the budget and resources. Does he really believe that he made an unqualified…

Ladies and Gentlemen, members of the Academy, friends, honored guests…

“incidental, subordinate in significance, minor or casual.”

the best annie potts ever looked on film was corvette summer. i saw it for the first time a couple months ago and i felt my eyes bug outta their sockets

and then in a scene sure so stir up controversy Paul & Paulina totally fuck

Delta Burke was DEFINITELY hot a long time ago in a galaxy not so far away…she was a miss Arkansas or something at one point