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Most likely fatality: Freddy unleashes terrible pun after terrible pun until the opponent pulls his/her own head off (the real person holding the controller, I mean).

Sorry, I meant:

I've never seen Jersey Shore…
But that commentary is pure fucking aces.

Avengers Resemble!
(the Justice League)

"Who is N. Bahn-Aben?" *bites fist*

I vote for the St. Elsewhere-style ending:

How dare you? The man has single-handedly (with a bunch of celebrity pals) abolished sex slavery!

Rusty Venture

Hey, Niall, didn't know you were there. Are you still coming out to the cottage on the 20th?

a) Blue Rodeo are an institution. Disparage them at your own peril.

Jesus, I had no idea that "the Extras special sucked" was such a contentious statement. Maybe I was just put off by surplus of hacky sad-music montages and dearth of funny things, but maybe I'll give it another shot…

Yes, it is great, Smegmatrix. And you're welcome.

It's not actually a contradiction. 'Everyone' is my real surname…Mark J. Everyone. That's why it's capitalized.

I've never thought that highly of his stand-up, but I understand your giving it a pass. Mainly, it's the fact that the Extras special was so bad, and then he sank so much time into the films, which were frustratingly cliched and banal.

Dear Mr. Gervais
The goodwill generated by your two BBC series has officially been squandered by the crushing mediocrity of everything you've done from the Extras special onwards, excepting the projects that involved Karl Pilkington.

Not just a top lieutenant, but half of his apparent muscle. Seriously, how in the heck does Fring run a distribution network across 6-7 states, and dodge retribution from the cartel, with only two enforcers (well, one now)?

"How about ecstasy?"

Great stealth firstie. Chocolate-coated cancerAIDS for you.

Re: dreadlocks