That don't feed Lucas' neck Jabba, Kiddo.

1-800-DONT-SUE

1-800-DONT-SUE

"GIRLS' FIELD HOCKEY!" YOU HEAR THAT, OCCASIONALLY SUBLIME ANIMATED SCI-FI SERIES TITLED FUTURAMA!?

"GIRLS' FIELD HOCKEY!" YOU HEAR THAT, OCCASIONALLY SUBLIME ANIMATED SCI-FI SERIES TITLED FUTURAMA!?

Bart Simpson, meet Jay Sherman: The Critic!

Bart Simpson, meet Jay Sherman: The Critic!

Shh! Ye want to get sued!?

Shh! Ye want to get sued!?

We can call them "Whitey Whackers!"

We can call them "Whitey Whackers!"

HDB actually has an amazing editor, whom he'd better damn well mention after he cleans up at The Douchies this year.

HDB actually has an amazing editor, whom he'd better damn well mention after he cleans up at The Douchies this year.

The Cave Paintings at Lascaux? Actually depicts my graduating class, who were way into fertility. Go fig.

The Cave Paintings at Lascaux? Actually depicts my graduating class, who were way into fertility. Go fig.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I'M WATCHING THE SPIRIT FOR, LIKE, THE HUNDREDTH TIME!

I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I'M WATCHING THE SPIRIT FOR, LIKE, THE HUNDREDTH TIME!

And Damon Lindelhof implies it by dropping hints to plots points he hasn't, nor ever will, work out.

And Damon Lindelhof implies it by dropping hints to plots points he hasn't, nor ever will, work out.

So Samuel L. Jackson looks exactly like Denzel Washington to you, you racist Nazi?