Can you lay claim to increasing intervals of time measurement?

I chose to have read this entire article in the voice of Phil Hartman doing Troy McClure. Also, I decided the name of the show is Handle with Care instead.

NO FATE

"Sausage and pepperoni."

First Tony Randall cancels, and now this.

Not to get too far off topic, but Steve Coogin was fantastic in What Maisie Knew. I had no clue the man had that sort of dramatic range on top of his comedy chops.

This sounds like exactly the lethal injection of powerful drama the network needs.

"And I said to Bryan Singer, 'You are aware that I'm not actually a mutant?'"

I almost had pop rock in the attic.

Shame on them for not calling this record "Franklin Comes Alive!"

But not YOUR kids. You're a terrible father! Your daughter became a genocidal maniac, and she and her brother bang each other in the Ultimate universe!

That's hitting below the girdle. May Q send you to the Penalty Box.

I think most of us woke up from that national roofie the same day.

More like Clerks 2, STUPID! God, that movie answered so many lingering questions.

I tried the same with "Dante," and met with similar disappointment.

Now tell me, Stewart, how many (Xmas) lights do you see?

But… but… Magneto's Jewish.

Just wanted you to know, Justin, I absolutely loved the film. (I'm guessing my account - or at least post - would be deleted if I mentioned why I had the screener.)

Also, Dredd was damn good. Especially if you like the comic and enjoy seriously gooshy head 'splosions.

[STRAINED MURMURS OF PAIN]