[STRAINED MURMURS OF PAIN]

Patty! Selma! Your supervisor's coming! Minimize the browser!

Patty! Selma! Your supervisor's coming! Minimize the browser!

"Oh, yeah… MacGyver's gay!"

"Oh, yeah… MacGyver's gay!"

Sideshow Bob Terwilliger. Duh!

Sideshow Bob Terwilliger. Duh!

Dad, what's a Mupper?

Dad, what's a Mupper?

There are whispers of The Cloud. I hope I can read skywriting!

There are whispers of The Cloud. I hope I can read skywriting!

I guess this is the place to reminisce:

I guess this is the place to reminisce:

@avclub-8f09b270dacd2e783d0c25f669670902:disqus Ah, yes. The type of comment that proves you can stop officially being curious about an issue the moment you land on the opinion you stole from FOX & Friends.

@avclub-8f09b270dacd2e783d0c25f669670902:disqus Ah, yes. The type of comment that proves you can stop officially being curious about an issue the moment you land on the opinion you stole from FOX & Friends.

If I hadn't just gone to his shockingly lackluster concert a few weeks ago, I'd be swearing at you until my knuckles were bloody.

If I hadn't just gone to his shockingly lackluster concert a few weeks ago, I'd be swearing at you until my knuckles were bloody.

And look—it's the entire gang of sexualized preschool-age Muppets:

And look—it's the entire gang of sexualized preschool-age Muppets:

"Shut up, Wesley!"