And Nick Cage triplets this time!

I'm wondering if I would or would not be surprised by how many people's thoughts revolved around, "Deh tek err jerrrrrrrbs!"

I assume this "Noise," is the sound of "Malkovich" echoing in a loop through the characters' minds?

I would also not be opposed to Danza guest-starring on It's Always Sunny.

Oh, she's not very sexy, sure; more trashy. And the fuckin' thing was directed by Uwe Goddamn Boll, so there was never going to be any wise casting choices to begin with.

Bring it Backula!

Disney. Now bend over and pretend you're Jewish.

Gonna have to one-up everyone in this thread by reminding them Tara Fucking Reid played a genius archeologist in Alone in the Dark.

…I am sorry?

Please tell me they're going to add Christina Hendricks' ginger patch next.

WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO OGLE?!

Remember the old Robert Downey, Jr., where that was a real question? Sigh… I miss those days.

Yes, yes. I also saw that episode of South Park.

Please oh please let the Property Master from The Crow be involved in this production.

I'm only interested in the next sequel O'Neal predicts: Machete Kills Again… In Space. I'm dead serious; how awesome does that sound?

If it's Mel, and he's being beaten, I'm sure in his head he's playing it as a Jew or his Ex.

Just don't look! Just don't look!

"Hey man. Was that Elvis Costello and Mos Def?"

Yeah, I stabbed him through his heart.

I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.