That's my wife, you bastard!

I like to think I have the ability to hate out in any sort of mixed company.

Like anyone would R her.

"…in a glass case of emotion!"

Three more words: X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Easy mistake. Just remember the rhyme: "No turtle on her head? It's LinLo instead."

At least she has the courtesy to shave the goatee in our reality.

You keep your hot dogs on your head, too, eh? We're clearly the smartest guys here.

I've said it 27 times. Where's the goddamn Newswire Update?!

Oh, please. I'm not actually arguing the original, quite salient point made. But you can't get me to take sides along DC/Marvel factions. Sometimes, the least human characters help tell the most human of stories. Take Alf, for example. He couldn't be more different than us humans, but he taught us all to laugh…

I think the third exclamation point is what's making it really play.

Heh, heh. Andy Capp. You wife-beating drunk, you!

So, when he was struck down he wasn't destined to become more powerful than we could ever imagine?

You fucker. I'm laughing in shame too hard to flag your ass.

[COUGHS] Thor [COUGHS] Silver Surfer [COUGHS]

Right, because if they're all in the corner, they'll faint from Hulk's gamma-irradiated armpit stench.

You heard him, guys. Call's been made.

Yeah. I mean, Adam West didn't need molded plastic to improve his physique.

My favorite part was just a piece of background action when the kid decks him while they're playing basketball, followed by his, "That's a foul, man! That's a foul!"

Because he said, "No."