Case in point. He was the funniest part of that movie, and it had Lily Tomlin in it, fer cripes sake.

Despite his saying adorably stupid things in interviews and being woefully miscast at times—when he is cast correctly, he ranges from perfectly fine to great. I'll stick up for him.

Still a hell of a lot fewer tricks used on her than on Madonna's luke-warm corpse, Craig.

That is as insightful into Muppet psychology as one would expect from a commenter named "Felt Pelt."

I was wondering the same thing. Can't we all be forgiven our own John Carters now and again? Or be apologized to, having had to sit through it?

Miss Piggy's stoic, unblinking gaze tells the whole story.

Handsome Cash Coach?

But did you at least try one of our hot dogs while there? You're only free to say you hate my town after you try one!

BOOSH!

He's not wrong. There's an entire cemetery here in town just named "Enemies of the Daley Family."

You know, that comment should be funnier than it is. Instead, it's a wet blanket of probability.

It's under the direct control of his National Speedboat Distribution Czar.

You kidding? Any day I get over quarter-ass is a day of unmitigated triumph!

[EMBRACES SOBBING MESS OF @avclub-9058caaf8b66c9653f2662f03183a019:disqus , LETTING HIS HOT TEARS SOAK THROUGH SHIRT]

I don't want to be an asshole either, but you really should consider @PaulKinsey:disqus 's sage advice. He's very educated!

@Scrawler2:disqus , I don't know about that. Granted, I haven't been following the phenomenon too closely, but based on the attendance of the screening I saw, its fan base could be extrapolated at, like, 75% female.

"…though he does admit that it probably upset Chris Kattan…"

Yes… "heading."

Oh, sweet. Can you take a look all the tables in Chicago and make sure I always lose because I suck, and not because I'm being hustled? Thanks.

I trust it will be an origin story. People want to know just how those hippos became so famished!