Is that the one where Liam Neeson's utter resignation hurtles out at the audience in REAL-D?

Where the hell do you work? I want an office with a pool! I bet Ghandi is a blast to play Marco Polo with, too.

Careful, Craig. A whole fuckton of young women care. Very much. And they know archery now.

"Ex-aaaactly… D'oh!"

Don't you understand?! J.G. Hertzler is REEEEAAAAAL!

She's got somethin'. I have no way to define it, other than I want it.

Any time you defend a concept as "better than the Kazon," you might want to make use of the Edit button and change the subject entirely.

@avclub-749a8e6c231831ef7756db230b4359c8:disqus , that comment gave me a very funny visual of Frakes chuckling to himself while playing Leisure Suit Larry.

I completely agree. I'm guessing this dumbass show will have 100% less elephant-mounted warfare.

I know! Make me feel bad, Tilda! I've been ever so naughty.

"Good evening, Clarisse."

Yeah, there are probably more good Guinan moments than I remember right now. That scene was pretty funny. Not that, at any time, a scene involving telling Wesley to shut up isn't.

The stupid Hulk-zombie thing from the Resident Evil games? What the hell does that have to do with Star Trek? What's this guy talking about?

@avclub-bbb04f2a70775131fa0397bbdb4c03de:disqus is correct. You shut your damn mouth if you can't recognize the awesomeness of the late, great Andreas Katsulas.

No, Terra Nova was borne from his disbelief in interesting characters and stories.

Nah, screw that, Tobey. Dye your hair black and dance across the street, I says!

That scene, @avclub-bbb04f2a70775131fa0397bbdb4c03de:disqus , along with Guinan explaining to Worf's parents that Worf really considers them his real family are two of the only Guinan-related scenes that don't make me roll my eyes.

On a related note, Worf's adoptive parents remain my favorite parental characters of any Trek series, maybe other than Sisko.

You're so right, George. Enterprise's sins are many, and subbing the Temporal Cold War bullshit for the Romulan War was wayyyy up there.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Considering where BSG ended up, I can live with the odd compromises like in Cardassians.