I can at least out-dance a man who's decades dead, Son!

I know. Tom Hanks has spent so much time killing Nazis in movies, now he's going to play one? Too confusing!

RRrrrrrruff! Ruff!

What do you think Nermal's been doing all that time after being shipped to Abu Dhabi? Bingo: Training for jihad.

But then what will Garfield have to complain about?!

"What's the weather like up your own ass?"

From now on, you'd better believe I won't see a film that doesn't feature a Reptilian Throne Room set. 

The Quirkies is just a bunch of old white people voting. I prefer to watch The Adorkies. It's quirk my generation understands.

It could definitely use a trim, too, @Scrawler2:disqus .

[LIES MOTIONLESS IN WAIT FROM THE DAVID SIMON BAITING; BEAR NET AT THE READY]

Yes. She was a dramatic revelation in The Happening, along with Mark Wahlberg.

Mine is "Yardstick," because I've stuck it in many places around your mom's yard.

He's a real son of a birch?

Hot Fuzz and Shawn of the Dead were two of the best comedies of the past decade, full stop. The team of Pegg, Frost and Wright is genre-sendup mana, I says.

It definitely looks like it has potential. It could go City of Lost Children (that's good!), or The Science of Sleep (that's bad!).

I didn't think Paul was dreadful, per se, but it definitely suffered a from a serious lack of Edgar Wrightitude.

I only have the last two criteria going for me. Let the excoriating commence, Ricky! Hee hee!

He needs to not do anymore what he did best, which was shows like The Office and Extras. Seriously; pack it in, Gervais.

TheraJEW

Naw, dawg, Kool Aid and pickle. Get yo' honkey ass home!