Acting is so repetitive! I've said "Jimminy Smits" so many times, the words have lost all meaning!

I have "nightmares" where they steal my virginity.

That's the one! The ONLY one that will EVER be made! I really should correct my typo, but that was too goddamn funny, Ferlin.

And he still looks EXACTLY the same today. Did he snag Michael Jackson's hyperbolic chamber at the estate sale, or what?

Cuarón is too much to hope for, guys. I think we'd best keep it real, like hoping for Bret Ratner, so we can at least get more Newswires with The Big Book of Butts.

He was not a conjurer of Cheap Trick!

Easiest birth ever: BAMF!

Wait, you're confused. That's not January Jones pictured.

Settle down, Lester this whole comment section goes Poot.

Best supporting character: Snoop's nail gun.

With this version, no matter which sequence you press the colors in, you're wrong.

There he goes again, equivocating when it ain't his turn to equivocate.

No, they had their own version of that: "the holosuite is broken."

Wow, Buzz, this became another Trek porn thread just like that, huh?

NOT THE SAME, YURI!

Sisko could've used his own Starship Mine episode, for sure.

@avclub-bd847fd835b2c6025557898b6aff7b2d:disqus , did you feel that? Pretty sure it was Roddenberry, punching the lid off his coffin.

Hull, Buzz! Hull!

@google-0b0993e180c379214b8aa76fc3cc0ab0:disqus —he did, as did LeVar Burton, if I'm not mistaken.

Picard: "Commander, who do you think you're working for? Starfleet is not an organization that ignores its own regulations when they become inconvenient."