AVCLUB to @BobbyBrownGoesDown:disqus : "Pass (on) the Salt!"

That was—bar none—the best, most exciting action sequence in any superhero movie to date.

@Scrawler2:disqus , you had

Can I get a Ah-woo-WOO?!

Daily Newswire Nebbishness Quotient achieved. And before 1:30PM Central!

"Now you be a good boy, Benignio, and don't-a you ever make another movie where you-a play a fucking creepy leetle boy!"

House Baratheon saw their dreams explode in a burst of cream and crust (from whores)!

[@avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus 'S GIRLFRIEND CLAPS EXCITEDLY]

Personally, I'm far more worried about Martin writing a consistently good sixth book after four and five.

Wow. Clearly, I was never cut out for the role of Troll. ^^

@TheTuckPendletonMachine:disqus ? @drdarke:disqus ? You guys are aieet! Let's come up with a complex model based on newfangled and unproven scientific positing, and describe it in a way that involves TPing our old high schools!
You know, like a balloon, and something bad happening!

No cake! No God!

I'm willing to let Insurrection go, because even though it was lame, it wasn't a legacy-killer like the N-word.

I was about to say, "Oh, shut up!" until I remembered that I've nerd-checked other nerds on far nerdier things.

Piece is pretty good (though their beer selection was a little disappointing when I went), but because it's in Wicker Park, it's crowded as hell and jammed to the rafters with Yuppie Hipsters. Try to go early if you do.

@JoeyJoeJoeJuniorShabadoo:disqus , I'm "liking" your comment on account of you correctly identifying the best deep dish chain in the city. Kudos.

@avclub-1786aec3a614d40f1e566fde557a1799:disqus, I actually agree completely, even though I live in and am from Chicago. Just obeyed a whim to kick up shit for no reason.

Jeff Goldblum is a goddamn hypocrite! Just ask his larvae son!

It's more than I deserve; I know and freely admit this. Thank you, Upbeat.

Oh man, @avclub-7ffdecec85e9794909f8b6105828c246:disqus . Now I can never unsee it. Thanks a fucking bunch. Well, let's hope Romney [SPOILER]