[HIGH-FIVES @avclub-4b287f908bc71183ecd837b69d417c1a:disqus; PASSES HIM SCOTCH BOTTLE]

I'm taking a stand against pizza-folding, right here, right now.

I'd have weighed in, but a) I'm so fucking tired of this argument and b) @avclub-7cf12ec23b16390f64b0f52e65a7ac1d:disqus very succinctly summarized my position perfectly. Live long and prosper, Sir.

I'm afraid natural conservation efforts have failed, @LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus. Our last hope lies with a single breeding pair, kept safely in captivity at New York City's MoMA.

[BUYS A CHARITY SLICE EVEN THOUGH IT'S NEW YORK-STYLE]

@avclub-04d524031f29c89d78cae864bd6f0de7:disqus, you have no idea the honor I feel contributing to AVC zeitgeist capture.

@avclub-7cbaf9384cf3835106bf2f444c0bcf65:disqus

Ebenezer! :(

Once again, CM brings it all in as the felty, crumb-covered voice of reason.

@avclub-bca3531762af8a993c4f60c48fd5e33b:disqus , don't be a Starfleet Admiral! Let Captain Handlen call this shot… he knows what it's like out there, not hiding behind a desk, man.

@avclub-bca3531762af8a993c4f60c48fd5e33b:disqus , I'm betting it's one of those quantum singularities that makes the opposite happen. O'Brien's life is perfect, Geordi is a hit with the ladies, and Brannon Braga represents science with a modicum of accuracy.

@avclub-53e4db6f596904f154b5efa09193e3ab:disqus , I told you 'bout Strawberry Fields!

You know how to cut to the core of me. You're so wise; like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.

Is that you?! Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee!

Seriously. What the hell is going to happen when we actually reach that episode?

And also I don't believe in geometry. There's no such thing as "angles."

Weyoun's angle is more "bureaucratic." Seeing as he's [SPOILER]

I'd say she's way more faceted than Dukat. At best, you could say Dukat [SPOILER]

"Holy" crap, I forgot about that. Anyone with better TOS lore know how that got past Roddenberry?

And I don't believe in RDM's literal angels. We even?