I'm confused on why her prettiness gets her brother to do the homework.  Some Alabama incest shit goin on right there.

I am a descendant of Mozart.  No joke. Shit and stuff.

I feel like I should say something scatalogical here.

My dad used to make a mean semen-cake for desert back in the day.

I would love to get ahold of those thongs so I could make some hats and face masks and stuff.

I feel bad for sharing that now.  I was just trying to be real

Really, it all starts with a complete breakfast to get you in that "GO GET 'EM" type of mindset.  From there, it's all about a smiling face and an enthusiastic attitude to ensure that your day will be the best day it can possibly be.

I preferred Edison's Wax Cylinder Shoppe when it was called bangin on the ol' boulder with your dick.

I write stuff all the time.  I love to share my thoughts with other people because I think my thoughts are great and so do they.  I enjoy a nice journal, to help keep everything in order, then I'm off for an eventful and fullfilling day!

Apes and their crazy shit.  Fingers in butts, butts in mouths, you know that kind of thing. 

Lets talk about apes and stuff.

I'm just trying to provide awareness for a serious ailment that gets little attention.  Progeria is a genetic condition that causes the victim to appear older than they actually are.  My daughter is only six years old, but looks just like my grandma. 

I agree.  Haden is a troll for sure

I just think you are an insensitive dipshit.  It's people like you that make the comment section on this site such a joke.  You need to learn to be a better person and put yourself in somebody else's shoes.  I will pray for you.

That shit is not even close to being fucking funny, at all.  My daughter has Progeria and it has been a constant struggle.  It's a serious issue that should be treated with respect you cunt.

Hey does anybody else think that girl looks older than she should? 

Yeah right dude.  I know my shit is funny as hell.  I can't stop giggling at every stupid thing I write.  I'm awesome

Bitch is fine as hell.

Dr. Robuttnik, I hate you.  I try not to read your shit posts, but that fuckin anal bead of an avatar always makes me.  I love anal beads, but I hate you.

I have a friend who's name is jess, but prefers the nickname "jizzy".  I call her dj jizzy jess.  cooler story bro