I'm starting to think they never will.

I'm going through a difficult separation right now.  It's really hard to figure who my real friends are.  It's so lonely and nobody seems to understand. 

Don't start that shit with me.

So?

FUCK

I HATE MUSIC. 

Sounds good. I love toast

I will for sure.

I need to say something funny and clever. 

Your mouth shifted in pure admiration to my short, rigid ding ding in no time and you didn't hate it. I'm funny.

You can't because you fucking suck stretched out scrotum