That's why I bank at Bank of America - it's the devil that lasts!

Mickey Rooney Mara?

Wouldn't an actual human woman with long treated hair, I dunno, tie her hair back before she went dumpster diving? In my experience, any woman within 3 miles of a purse can instantly find something to adjust her hair with - even bald chicks. I haven't had long hair since I was in college, but there were times when you…

You sound like the kind of person who has actually been to a post office, used the internet for financial functions and/or filled out his own taxes using the short form. That's (well, one of the reasons) why you're not a writer for a hit TV show.

Looking at that picture, I feel my soul is in direct danger, and I'm an atheist.

Lesbian bangin'?

I really couldn't get into Wages of Fear. The protagonist seemed like a whiny, sorta-racist (or maybe just Francosupremecist, if that's somehow better) douchebag, and while the danger of the nitro added a lot to the movie, I never bought the relationship between him and the old guy as anything but pathetic and…

You know, for a movie nobody saw, The Brown Bunny sure did manage to stick to those two. Though with digital video being as easy as it is, the percentage of blowjobs being caught on film is sure to increase dramatically. I may not get my 15 minutes of fame, but hey, maybe my dick still could!

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Do they even know they’re in the movie, or do they just think they narrowly avoided being hit by some random asshole?"

I'm not sure there's a phrase that torpedoes my interest in a film as effectively as "relentlessly clever". While "stridently twee" might have a shot, I'm been fortunate enough to have never encountered such an animal (knock on wood). "Poor man's Sofia Coppola"?

Brienne as a fan favorite? Seriously? Her chapters in Crows couldn't pass fast enough, yet there seemed to be a thousand of them.

Though, it is Homer, so… "I work hard and…" adds a bit more to it than it reads out of context.

I dunno; it might be fun to be a lawyer on a total loser of a case but for whatever reason you can't really jump ship, so you just start throwing random stuff out (and, well, hoping the judge has a sense of humor). It's like being on any kind of doomed exercise; the ship is going down with you on it, so you might as…

I knew a lot of people that thought that was a great idea - shower logic (when you're alone so you completely work out a scenario including all possible results) which of course never works like you'd expect. Basically, Joe Thug tends to be confused by many, many things in life, so some psychobabble from a nerd isn't…

Eh, those are vague, hypothetical jews, like certain kinds of liberals who always worry about the plight of the underclasses, but quietly make every effort to never have to meet any of them personally. But jews with names and faces are still the monsters that killed Jesus.

Yeah, but at least those people are like the 8th generation descendant of some king or general or priest or someone. Here, the closest you get is someone who's great-granddad got rich off bootlegging during Prohibition.

Well, the first half, which, from a certain point of view, is all backstory, was much better than the tiresome god-v-devil stuff. Actually, I find King tends to be a lot better (really good, actually) at setting the table than serving the meat in most of the stuff of his I've read.

Honestly, unless the backstory is really the point, I only really notice its absence when the main story lags or starts to take unbelievable turns. I don't need an alternate world to slam-dunk every logical question, and really pretty-close is almost always good enough. It's only when people behaving different then…

Gary Hawkins.

Summit - it's like your "techie" uncle who hasn't had any formal training or real experience, but simply assumes tech stuff it can't be that hard (he installed Windows 98 on that old used computer that one time, after all) and when he manages to accidentally fix something he assumes it must all be easy and forget…