Oh god, my brains, my precious, precious brains…

Family Guy -  the South Park of broadcast TV. Yeah, it can be funny in spurts, and when it (rarely) hits a home run can re-energize the fanbase, but it's really been fumes for a long time now.

God is a bullet.
Have mercy on us everyone.

Hey, if the deal is good. the deal is good.

When I first saw it, the way he got the limp, and really came away fundamentally, physically altered bothered me - it wasn't a nice, clean "learn your lesson" tale. As an adult, that makes the story for me - he pays a real, serious price for his descent into the past and slow realization of its lack of place for him,…

People who watch TV on Fridays aren't really the sort of people anyone takes seriously - dude, it's Friday night!

I dunno; I really didn't enjoy Arrested Development, but not to spite any hipster friends or because I thought it would be cool to be a contrarian; I just didn't laugh. But I can see how my complaints would sounds exactly like people who whine about critics who "hate fun" or the topic here.

Everyone says that, but I'm really starting to agree more with the "selling cool" idea. They want young males because young males are awesome, not because they actually buy shit.

Real Americans want some abrasive, stringy chick to yell at them about her vagina for 22 minutes now? Flyover Country has really changed…

It sounds like they are taking a period piece and updating it to present-day without bothering to make any actual adjustments. Unless in some bizarre way this is deliberate, this just seems lazy.

Wavy Gravy was awesome; they need to bring that back.

Why bother knowing things when pitch black cynicism keeps you employed? The people have spoken, and they want pandering, formulaic crap that's not too different from what they're accustomed, so you either just fork it over or you find a different line of work, where you can be all imaginative and edgy and challenging.…

People who like America better than Americans = Alexis de Toqueable

That those two failed to produce offspring is a tragedy of the ages.

Poppy sounds like an old man, not a chick. If I were really old and watched TV all the time, I bet I'd watch something with someone named "Poppy" in it. Plus, procedurals are designed to make you feel smart without doing any actual thinking on your own; old people eat that shit up.

Why is she dressed like a Roman? That pic just says "sexy gladiator Halloween costume".  I'm sort of hoping this show later reveals that the character you think is Bridget is really Shivonne about half the time, randomly (and at least a quarter of those will make zero logical sense, like a weird American version of…

I'll never forget the (what, three?) times I've seen that imagine. It just reaches up and says "yeah, this thing is still a thing."

I can't be the only one who gets totally creeped out by that pic of John Cryer, right?

Yeah, people say that. But clear, properly-blocked high-res shots of famous women either nekkid or acting sexy-like aren't as common as you think, and aren't on your 60" either. Anonymous (often, but not always, fake) boobs? Internet has that in spades! But when the name counts, it's much less useful.

Eh, fanboy? They seem to be pushing the "family" BS, certainly so a to limit CGI costs. That kind of thing tends to befreak fanboys out, as does religion or, say nuance (they like kickass chicks, quip-heavy heroes and action not words). I mean, there's probably someone, somewhere still bitter over the cancellation of…