What the living fuck - really let down with this review.  BEST JOKE OF THE NIGHT COMPLETELY MISSED!

I love it when pop culture douchebags get all uppity about … pop culture.

I love it when pop culture douchebags get all uppity about … pop culture.

Random Pop Culture Comment - I should be getting delivery of The Raid - Redemption tonight, as well as a fat sack of sour diesel.

Random Pop Culture Comment - I should be getting delivery of The Raid - Redemption tonight, as well as a fat sack of sour diesel.

Who gives a hairy fat fuck?

Who gives a hairy fat fuck?

Damn it - the dummy's name is Sin-BRAD.

Damn it - the dummy's name is Sin-BRAD.

Have you ever notices Witches in the club?  You know, The Blair Witch be dancin' like this …

Have you ever notices Witches in the club?  You know, The Blair Witch be dancin' like this …

Man, you ain't never lied.

Man, you ain't never lied.

Breaking Bad Season Four: Best Season Ending Fucking Ever in the Fucking History of Television.

Breaking Bad Season Four: Best Season Ending Fucking Ever in the Fucking History of Television.

I don't understand how these lists can have Matrix but not Hard Boiled.

I don't understand how these lists can have Matrix but not Hard Boiled.

Never heard of Hal Hartley.

Never heard of Hal Hartley.

Who the fuck let Cory Casciato post on this site like he works here?
He hates fucking Face/Off?  Who the fuck does he think he is, A.O. Motherfucking Scott?