Again, a violation of the rules with such sumptuous results that it shall stand.

You have violated the rules, sir. But the outcome is so delightful I'll let it pass.

It must be a lazy and literal way to underline the feminine side of these characters. I'd prefer the opposite - a pussy with the name "Michael Stonebreaker" or the "Cobra" approach - bad ass with a girlie name (Marion Cobretti).

By the way, Kurt Cobain was a pretentious fuck. Ever sang along to "In Bloom?" Then Cobain was openly mocking you during the experience. I do not appreciate creative types that abuse me for enjoying their output. Cobain and the creator of The Wire can suck a bag of dicks.

All contemporary music trend mash-ups die relatively quick deaths it seems. Grunge, Ska, Nu Metal, Hair Metal, Jazz-Bohemian-Rap … none were ever long for the world, were they?

We all knew Theodore Evelyn Mosby was never man enough for Robin Charles Sherbotsky. Barney is the closest thing to a Single Man this show has to offer women. Marshall, while able to whip some serious ass by Season 5 (Is that The Fight season? I'd still like for them to close the continuity gap between that and Season…

Throw in an episode of Malcolm in the Middle and Drive and watch your mind explode from the inside.

I respectfully disagree that "Newer Girl" would have worked. Because any show that has Lizzy Caplan and Zooey Danschenel (sp? FU) in it for an extended period of time would likely crash the Interweb.

Here's an oldie but a goodie: Marry-Fuck-Kill - Lady Gaga, Madonna and Ke$ha.

Gaga jumped the shark already - but not surprising. When you're 80% attitude you WILL fail unless you change your game after success. Big reason why so many rap acts last an album then can't get taken seriously.

By far the best Hatesong I've read. What a delightful take on Taylor Swift. The white piece of paper with some vanilla ice cream on top line is great, as is his refutation that Taylor Swift is a nice person. "Have you seen her tweets? I think she's actually kind of terrible."

Clown bukkake porn.
Granny on Granny lesbian sex.
Transsexual foot fetish stuff.
Gotta be trannies though, or I CAN'T STAY HARD!

By far the best part of that shitty interview:
Tatted Chick - I'm cool, not materialistic or whatever. Fuck Nickleback.
AVClub - What if they offered you $10K a night to open for them?
Tatted Chick - $10K? Well, yeah, I'd tour with them and be a hipster asshat and make fun of the crowd or something.
Ah, musical integrity!…

Why I love the AVClub - we all loathe Mumford and Sons.
I actually saw a drunk girl crying as she swayed with one of their awful songs at an Irish Bar a couple of weeks ago. I wished her Flaming CancerAIDS in a silent prayer. Then I lit a candle.
Ah … family.

Name one original character Moore has created. Of course all of the Watchmen are out because they were all purposefully based on Golden Age heroes.
I'm not saying he's not a very talented writer. He just doesn't have a truly creative bone in his body. That's all. He's kind of the Dane Cook of the comic book world -…

I think that stunt Newswire may have won the Internet today. Huzzah AVClub!

Alan Moore is a talented hack. Discuss.

Alan Moore has never created a single comic book character that wasn't completely ripped from 80 characters before it.
He's a hack.

Fuck Todd McFarlane and Alan Moore. Both of those guys are so full of themselves they shit out pictures of their own intestines. Wait … Alan Moore raped comic book and pop culture history for all of his characters (Guess what - the Dark Knight was just a return to the 40's hard ass Batman, not a "reinvention" of the…

So happy Modern Problems is on this list. Chevy Chase was actually hilarious in this movie. And the additions of Brian Doyle Murray and Dabney Coleman playing an uber-Dabney Coleman is pretty awesome for midday HBO viewing circa 1986.