Wow … sconn … hater douchebag.  If anyone on the planet has the right to an ego, it's Tom Motherfucking Cruise.  He's been a superstar putting asses in seats for 4 fucking decades.  FOUR. FUCKING. DECADES.  If he didn't have an ego he'd be more of an asshole than if he had one. I'm not even much of a Tom Cruise fan…

Wow … sconn … hater douchebag.  If anyone on the planet has the right to an ego, it's Tom Motherfucking Cruise.  He's been a superstar putting asses in seats for 4 fucking decades.  FOUR. FUCKING. DECADES.  If he didn't have an ego he'd be more of an asshole than if he had one. I'm not even much of a Tom Cruise fan…

Translation - "The girl I masturbate over is a huge Channing Tatum fan.  I have to belittle him to feel superior to him when I use my eye-tissues."

Translation - "The girl I masturbate over is a huge Channing Tatum fan.  I have to belittle him to feel superior to him when I use my eye-tissues."

Can we throw in Xanadu?  For some reason Olivia Newton John on roller skates gave me an elementary school boner.

Can we throw in Xanadu?  For some reason Olivia Newton John on roller skates gave me an elementary school boner.

I've got one thing to say about this sad, sad story …

I've got one thing to say about this sad, sad story …

Come on … South Street has been a bastion for poseurs since the mid nineties.  Douchebags and pseudo-punks unite!

Come on … South Street has been a bastion for poseurs since the mid nineties.  Douchebags and pseudo-punks unite!

Don't know if this is already obvious, but the concepts of "man" and "woman" are both social constructs. The sexes aren't equal in the eyes of society because society doesn't want the sexes to be equal.  Why else would it be okay for women to make double digit percentages less than men across the board and not okay…

Don't know if this is already obvious, but the concepts of "man" and "woman" are both social constructs. The sexes aren't equal in the eyes of society because society doesn't want the sexes to be equal.  Why else would it be okay for women to make double digit percentages less than men across the board and not okay…

Damn it, this whole concept is awesome.

Damn it, this whole concept is awesome.

Wait … he's wearing A FUCKING DANZIG SHIRT!!!!!!

Wait … he's wearing A FUCKING DANZIG SHIRT!!!!!!

You know what's awesome about Deep Throat?  The plot.

How did Phipps write this review by deadline with Whedon's dick in his mouth?

cabspaintedyellow - rhyming a word (over) with itself (over)?

I just got a pop culture boner.