Fuck she's hot.

I dunno … the movie was stock full of awesome nonsequitors.  I still love the ridiculous banter between Ferrell and Christina Applegate when they were cursing each other out … although formed by animosity and somewhat focused it bordered on the meaningless and ridiculous much more than once …

You're talking to a relatively old man over here - I was out of college before Ferrell was even on SNL.  We got hammered and watched Dazed and Confused and The Program when I was in college.

I think it's hilarious that the Wire douche rocket is complaining about anything - his show's ratings sucked donkey taint when it was on the air, yet HBO kept it on.  He should be offering hand jobs to anyone who buys it on DVD, not bitching.  It was on with bad ratings for FIVE FUCKING YEARS, and the motherfucker is…

Ray Charles has killed more Jews than happy marriages have ended in divorce.

Y'all realize these aren't real people, right?

Oh wait … I just figured out what's going on … hipsters who are too cool to like Will Ferrell are making "liking Anchorman" synonymous with "being a frat bro."

I'm not gonna lie - that phrase smells like pure gasoline.

Dating strippers = bad idea.

Arnold Swarzenegger, Terminator.

Just watched Roadhouse last night.  While I think the bar wench's reaction to the Swayze Anus Reveal is a bit hyperbolic, I see her point.  It's a great ass.

ooooo … I'd like to peel this banana!

This and Roadhouse.

If you're Shaq, the answer is Gymkata, a martial art that requires you to be 5'2" and a gymnast.

Holy Shit … Game of Thrones is like the Ring Trilogy, isn't it?

Tyrion is actually dead during the entire show?

Lannisters are only killed with water?

Cersei is Kyser Soze?

I don't … think so … wait …

All of them, of course.