I don't know … I get it. Actually, I get all of it.

Havoc is awesome because it's the first time you get to see Anne Hathaway's tits.

Kids sucked.  All I remember is (a) shock that those kids didn't get the shit beat out of them, like, all the time; (b) the end that was shocking only in that we didn't get a morose heavy-handed follow-up with the date rapist dying from AIDS (everything else was served with a side of hammer); and (c) that kid with the…

I always wondered what the inside of a page of dicks really looked like … then I saw this pic.

Did DJ Lethal just imply that if the whole band isn't there then shows will lack a level of artistic integrity?

Name droppers.

Fuck whoever Disqus is.  If he had the power to end CancerAIDS then fucknut up there wOuldn't have doNe this bullshit with his lEtters.

Fucking awesome as Nixon.  A high Nixon, at that.

I must mention that I do own both movies.

Here's the thing - kids today are fucking pussies.

Wedgie.

Damn, the Roosevelts had some shitty genes.  All that upper crust inbreeding I suppose?

The Other Guys.

Yo mamma's got a glass eye with a fish in it.

God Bless The Other Guys.

Of course Koechner's going … it's the Pancake Breakfast.

I miss your laugh, Billingham … I miss your scent … when all of this is over you and me should get an apartment together …

Yeah, but … Dodgeball is pretty funny.  I'm just saying.  It just didn't have the ridiculous cast that Anchorman had.  I mean, come on - Will Ferrell, Paul Rudd, Steve Carrell, Christina Applegate and Fred Willard, with cameos by Vaughn, Wilson, Stiller, etc. etc. et fucking cetera?

It's "Como estan, Beetches!"

You have WAY too much public hair.