On the DVD cover:  "This movie is … [big caps] for everyone!" Rob Lowe

If you would have said Kate Upton and Helen Mirren I would have been jealous.

I am bored over this outrage.  Does that mean the outrage is not truly outrageous and, therefore, existentially nonexistent?

Not literally, but she is in her late '30's.

Second.  He doesn't seem like much of an alpha male - he actually seems more like a drama queen who loves to complain and bitches when he doesn't get the attention he thinks he deserves.

Don't be conflicted as to its existence … it exists.  Hence the review.

Here you go, cunt muscle.

You've just described the last 7 seasons of this show.

All of the ones under 30 without implants look better in the daylight. For the over 30 ones with extensive cosmetic enhancements, the opposite holds true.

Negative to both comments. Bobby Moynahan is a white version of a stripper I made out with in Providence, RI during a lap dance, and Natalie Portman is what many girls who move to Vegas look like before two months on the job.

Marshall: "Ted, don't you realize the implications of your decision to leave me on the lease? By creating a contingent fee tail, you …"

And I like your name, ihateyourfavoritemovie.

I support that choice.  If Archer has taught us anything, it's that the German is always the bad guy.

And again, hate that I know this, but he's already banged a stripper named Karma.

THAT would be a realistic Manhattan set-up.  Too much for this show.

I don't know how Barney wasn't dating a stripper sooner, for fuck's sake.  I figured with all the time he spent at that strip club he would have ended up with at least one of them.  I used to spend Saturday afternoons drawing a comic strip in a strip club in DC and got a pseudo-girlfriend and a one night stand out of…

Pleasepleaseplease don't tempt more responses!

Oh come on … Watchmen wasn't that bad. Best Allan Moore adaptation, which is simultaneously saying a lot and not saying much at all.

I love how quickly this post degenerated into a discussion of video games, like, out of nowhere.

Tyler Perry had a bad opening weekend?