Noted - I also recanted and threw Death Certificate in there as the Top Three Sophomore rap albums, along with Supreme Clientele.

Damn it … well played, Trout Fishing. I like to think of Supreme Clientele as the exception that proves the rule, however.

Then they shouldn't have had such awesome first albums!  IT'S THEIR FAULT FOR BEING SO DAMNED GOOD!

Hm … all I'm saying is - let kids deal with shit and help them out. Putting them in a bubble is a HUGE part of what's making kids into soft, weak adults.

Oh - disappointing artistic output:  Every sophomore rap album ever fucking made.

Empire Strikes Back Story:

He shot himself then shit his pants.  What a prankster!

Is it just me, or should most kids that are getting bullied just shut the fuck up?

What Up With That is fucking genius.

I find it odd that the best tree jokes are not being offered up by A Pine Opines.

I started Moby Dick, but when I realized it wasn't a porn I stopped reading.

Hate to taste the low hanging fruit, but ask your Mom how much I like passionate sex.

I have a list of movies and shows I will never ever watch because too many people told me "I had to."  That list includes Schindler's List, Slumdog Millionaire, Breaking Bad and The Wire.

Ice Cube's "The Predator."

Uwe Boll is my favorite director, even though I patently refuse to see any of his movies.

72 minutes.  Shit, didn't you read the article?

I think you're right, judging from the commercials I've seen.

Well … yeah, when it comes up.

I usually go with hot sauce and a lobster bib.

It's at least the best looking … my ass looks like Clooney's face.