HUZZAH!

This movie can eat my entire asshole.

That could be the sequel to that shitty-and-lazy-looking movie Project X - Chris Brown and Polanski in a house full of underage girls who'll do anything to be famous.  Watch what happens when the cameras roll!

I think the plot of Drive had something to do with a satin dragon jacket with mystical powers that turned the wearer into a demon with a flaming skull for a head that then dressed like a bear and drank till it died.

For me this comment won the Internet this morning.

I mean … how is this kid supposed to be remorseful when he's still selling millions, girls are twittering about how he can "punch them anytime" and THE GIRL HE BEATS IS STILL INTERESTED IN HIM, both personally and professionally?

Hm … I'm going to have to guess what band I need to critically rape to get to you …

Let's hear is for Kyle Ryan - that Rob dude is a fucking knob.

I would say that's a safe prediction.  The Vegas odds are inverted - if you bet he'll star in a remake of "The Island of Dr. Moreau" you'll actually owe Bally's book more money when it happens.

Ruined … or …. RUINED?

I'm thinking Channing Tatum as a struggling race car driver who works nights as a stripper to fund his dream of winning the Indianapolis 500.

I discovered Pulled Apart By Horses because AV Club made fun of them in an article on awesome and awful band names.

How the fuck can you NOT love Nic Cage?

Oh, and he looks like an ass cunt.

May I be brutally honest?

They say the comments are unmanageable? What a bunch of donkey-fucking placenta-eating anal-tissue-tearing bags of used cunts and two inch cocks.

I remember the first time I saw Demolition Man - college, me and my roommate went to the local theater on a Sunday night looking for something to do that didn't involve drinking (our livers literally hurt).  We saw Demolition Man and got so riled up we went and got a 12 pack a piece, shoved the bottles wherever we…

Who gives a shit?

What in the holy fuck is a reddit? Is that some sort of rash you get from rubbing up against people on a subway?

Wow - you've got ONE PAGE with Woody Fucking Harrelson?