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In my humble yet regal opinion (I am a royal duke after all) the biggest problem with this episode was its disjointed nature.  This season has been coasting along, then all of a sudden the writers seemed to feel the need to smash a bunch of Major Character Events into the last five minutes of one episode.  Come on -

Little known fact - Robert Horry won more NBA Championship rings than Michael B. Jordan in his career: 7 to 6.

Damn it I love Ice-T.

I'd like to weigh in on the whole New Order v. Joy Division debate - they're both for pussies, emo douchebags and 80's dance clubs.  In other words - they both eat big ole plates of shit.

Sound check:  Kanye can't rap his way out of a kindergarden Christmas party.  He's atrocious on the microphone and, if not for his ginormous ego, would have been better served staying behind the boards.

He got caught in a Jesus Christ Pose.  The retard.

Sting just got owned! THE CROWD GOES WILD!  SCOTT HALL IS DRUNK AGAIN! HERE COMES BIG SEXY!

So calling someone retarded is actually more complimentary than calling them an idiot, moron or imbecile?

Ah, but Julius - didn't you know that Megadeth was never meant to "rock?" That Megadeth, in fact, was meant to do the OPPOSITE of "rock?"

Huzzah!

Huzzah to the love of Bil Keane - by all accounts an awesome dude, and like you say one that welcomed, and even loved, even the scorn visited on him by his contemporary comic strip artists.  His interaction with Zippy the Pinhead is truly amazing and somewhat out of left field if taken out of context.

Of course I think a comedian's career should end if they are both offensive and unfunny.  I think their careers should end if they're just  … unfunny.

I dunno - Norman Mailer sort of blows that theory out of the water. As do Truman Capote and, to a certain extent, Andy Warhol.

Dane Cook would not have gotten these knocks if he were funny - that's the high wire act that is comedy.  Louis CK is revered and worshipped as he bases whole bits on words that are verboten (the same three words that separately helped Michael Richards lose a career, Tracy Morgan continue to eating shit and Dane Cook

I don't cry for pretty people getting paid to play other pretty people.

So you're saying if I don't like it don't watch it?

Here's a thought - CBS markets to successful white people.  Successful white people are usually douchebags at heart, and many of them are racist and either voted for Obama out of guilt and/or are secretly wishing for a Republican return to power. As such, the CBS demographic doesn't realize these are awful and crude

Holy shit Terry - you hit the "why can't I get into this article" nail right on the fucking head.

He was in Not Another Teen Movie, and did a shitty indie film called Happythankyoumoreplease that failed as Sundance bait a year or two ago.  There's a reason why he's in no rush for the series to wrap …

One thing that makes me feel better  - the actress that plays the daughter is actually in her early twenties.  Makes me feel so much less creepy for wanting to give her the motorboating of her young life.