Agreed - Internet winner of the day.

Dude - you couldn't be more right. I got my girlfriend into the show and she's now watching the Season One Victoria arc. She hates that I keep mooing every time she's onscreen.

Sure - and Ted not only banged Winnie Cooper, he had a threesome with her and the blond chick from Freaks and Geeks.

Wow - could your comment have been more name-droppy and douchey, while being simultaneously completely unentertaining? Wanna through out some Nabokov references?  We can go King Queen Knave, since Lolita is way too obvious for someone of your literary pedigree.  What a douche.

Read my reply to Djur.  In short, you're an idiot.

I miss the days when people tried to impress others by citing the good books they read. Now everyone tries to one-up each other by quoting the obscure cartoons and bullshit movies they accidentally absorbed via televised osmosis as a child.  Or via planned osmosis as an adult.

Why are we all forced to watch and like anime? I watched Voltron as a kid when I lived in Hawaii … also watched Star Blazers. Just because a couple of shows are entertaining doesn't mean the whole genre should be venerated.

Huzzah.  Akira is a piece of shit. Japan is laughing at us as we try to remake it while not sniffing schoolgirl panties we bought from a subway vending machine.

It sounds pretty fucking creepy, but … why are the police involved again? Not to be a dick, but … she's a tranny and he wanted to feel her hormone-juiced tits, because that's just not something you get to do every day.  I dunno.  Maybe I'm just too warped to feel true empathy anymore but this sounds like something…

Pulled Apart By Horses will save rock and roll. Coincidentally, it's also what I would like to see happen to Ke*&*^*&^sha.

Okay, okay … here comes a half Irish, half Mexican upper middle class 37 year old who is going to say … I fucking love House of Payne. Slapstick comedy, broad characters, random drama dropped in the middle of everything and a funny fat man, all slapped into a set that looks borrowed directly from That's My Momma.…

God bless Classic Rock.  I'm on business in Dallas and - even though the classic rock stations commit the sins cited in this article - they also serve up a shit ton of Bad Company.  I just rocked the shit out of "Baby Hold On" this morning in my rented Crown Victoria.  Which I think, taken together, makes all the…

If you don't like Kung Fu Hustle it's because you're fucking dead inside.

I think that was the whole plan - it was a meaningless event that nevertheless gave his empty life some meaning and urgency.

If you saw Kix play any county fairs in the early 90's you likely saw their opening band, Fallen Prey. A guy I used to work with was their drummer and had MANY stories of getting hammered with Kix and banging their run-off groupies. According to him, the dudes in Kix were cool, so I join in their endorsement.

Really weak episode. Really weak.  The gang all but acknowledges that the episode is good-premise-run-out-of-steam-at-the-end with Fat Mac's nice bit of meta-commentary regarding the ominous black card that directed nothing scarier than a coin flip to decide the game: "I remember we wrote a lot of rules, but towards…

Sort of - a movie like this with a $500K budget would likely have character development and stuff like that.

For some reason I was really excited to see AV Club dissect this movie.  Why?  Oh yeah - because I saw a commercial where Emmerich actually talked down to the camera, outright saying "Oh, you believe Shakespeare wrote those plays and sonnets? Oh honey … that's adorable." All the while I'm convinced he doesn't know how…

Where else in a random rural town would FEMA set up shop? They usually set up trailers in disaster areas in places where survivors gather, somewhat away from the epicenter of the disaster. I'm guessing a lot of town hall type meetings occur in rural high schools, so … shut the fuck up with your lame attempts at…

I think it's because only a youthful douchebag would think so much of his life and exploits that he would tell his kids the ENTIRE story of him and their mother dating ALL AT ONCE WITH NO BATHROOM BREAKS. They do a bunch of "call forwards" to Ted loving the sound of his own voice as it berates the unwilling. The…