Evelyn.  Ted Evelyn Mosby. And Barney is a HUGE Weird Al fan as well.

God this movie is so racist.  The early 80's were a magical time, where it wasn't racism if it sounded like a joke. And the only ethnic group that even qualified for a call of "racism" was African Americans - all the xenophobic shit thrown at Jackie Chan was just fucking funny, because as Morissey points out, the…

Hm … Katt Williams … very very interesting. I like it.

Cuz I'm the unknown stuntman, that made Eastwood such a star.

The worst thing about this remake will be political correctness. Don't know how many of you snarky hipster douche rockets saw the first film, but it was insanely racist and featured many MANY characters driving while completely smashed. Including but not limited to Terry Bradshaw.

Bite your fucking tongue - Hooper is a classic.

I wouldn't put B&R together with Wild Wild West actually. Batman had a HUGE built in fan base, both for the character and the franchise itself.  Wild Wild West was based on a 60's TV show that only the kitchiest of hipsters remember these days. B&R's relative shitting the bed at the box office is much more shameful…

Yeah, but Ashley Judd is hot. I understand the weak domestic gross - you get a bunch of supermodels and Salma Hayek together and the sexiest shot of any of them is Hayek in shoulder to ankle bloomers?

Fair enough - I guess it was just my time on there that was shameful. Dirty, scattered and shameful. Kind of like late night hash browns at Waffle House.

The Ted-Internet thing actually happened to me - I met a girl online about six months ago (Match.com, yes it's awful), the girl sent me an email with her full name in it (idiot) so I Googled her … oh, yeah - she was a professional cellist, Ms. America second runner-up and child prodigy who SKIPPED HIGH SCHOOL AND…

Wow - geek test, fail.

Wild Wild West Total Projected Production Budget: $170M.
Worldwide Box Office Gross: $222M

"How Do You Like Me Now" is one of my favorite songs to sing on Rock Band 2.  Because it's awesome.

I think it's funny that people are treating the Fish List callback like some big reveal.  Or maybe I just watch this show on DVD way too much.  But when I saw the trout and Marshall stammering I was actually waiting for him to launch into the Fish List.  Wouldn't be the first time - he did the same thing during the…

That's actually too bad - I still love listening to "Cherry Pie" once in a while when I need some awesome in my day.  RIP.

Could you be any whiter, moron?

I may be exaggerating on ALL of them being skanks.  That part was a bit of hyperbole. There was:

How much? I love betting on sure things, like that Whitney show and The Playboy Club being cancelled before Valentine's Day.

She does, but she's older and fat. I wouldn't suggest tipping your toe into that gravy-filled pool of meh.

I can't be the first guy to have a man-crush on Gosling.