I have tickets to see Louis CK on November 4th. I was dating maybe 6 different girls when one bought me these tickets. I immediately cut out the skanks and offered to let her move in with me November 1st when she loses the apartment she currently sub-lets.

Louie is a character. Louis is the Irish-Mexican immigrant stand-up who is pushing stand-up and now sit com comedy kicking and screaming into a new age.

If you really want to make Louis happy you'll finish once you start the jack-off motion.

Or they're talking about TOSSING AN ACTUAL SALAD. With lettuce and shit.

Hey, you two!

It Takes a Nation of Millions
Album that changed my life and music listening habits:

It Takes a Nation of Millions
Album that changed my life and music listening habits:

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The Correct Answer Is …
"I Cum Blood" by Cannibal Corpse.

Phony Pope2 - your name sucks, but your comment is hilarious.

If you're not going to mock the mentally inept, who are you going to mock?

Three Funny Things About Limp Bizkit and Korn
1. Fans of Korn would rationalize Davies' homophbia to me by saying he was sexually abused by his uncle as a child. I've never heard of Davies himself making this claim. Also - even if true, as a rationalization that ranks up there with "It's okay to be a pedophile if…

We know Zoey isn't the mother because she's blond. They established during the dreadful Stella run that if Ted has kids with a blond, Ted has blond kids.

Something interesting
In "The Fight" episode from Season 4, the epilogue shows Marshall, Lily and the Family Erickson having Thanksgiving dinner where Marshall uses "old Greenie" (his light saber) to cut the turkey.

My god I love this post string like nothing I've seen ever on the AVClub.

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Good name, cunt. Register and keep it.

Oh - first boner, the scene in Purple Rain where Prince is behind Apollonia Kotero on the bed rubbing her through her corset and thigh high stockings.

What the fuck is a tunnel buddy? Are they gay guys fucking the same dude?

Oh
Clearly Lily wasn't getting pregnant because they hadn't truly seen the 5th doppleganger yet.