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Y'all are tough. And, as always, douchey.

Donna, an honest comment (and some praise)
I really like the way you infuse your reviews with personal outlook and experience. It gives them a layer I don't think I've seen in criticisms of popular culture and I'm enjoying how your style is developing.

@Queso Jefe - (1) You're a douche who should register. (2) The extended episode you're referring to is from Season 3 - it's called "The Third Wheel" and is about Ted winning "The Belt" by having a threesome with the chick from Wonder Years (Danica McKellar) and the chick from Freaks and Geeks and Cougartown (Busy…

Scorpion and the Toad
I'm sure this has been discussed, but the name of the college bar is The Scorpion and the Toad. It was introduced to the audience - and to Marshall by Barney - in Season Two. It's also the name of the episode where the bar is introduced.

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On Cher and Christina Aguilera
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