Loyal Subjects,

I doth proclaim that Christian Yoga is Jackassery of a high degree. Brave and noble subjects, rejoice in the healing warmth generated by sheer Jackassery herein provided for your delight!

I do like the Gerbil. I mean, I'd like to smash it with a wooden mallet if given the chance, but in the meantime keep on postin'!

Seems like you're just not that good … Will Hunting! Now how do you like DEM apples?

The question I always had about the old Hulk … was he hearing impaired?

There is a name of the psychological phemonenon that is Uwe Boll.
The Dunning-Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which an unskilled person makes poor decisions and reaches erroneous conclusions, but their incompetence denies them the metacognitive ability to realize their mistakes.

State and Main

I like Subway Justice's cold open - no real jokes there, but thematically strong.

that's like, fucking poetry Skip. Fucking poetry man …

I have a subscription, and a weird feeling I'm going to that party.

Yes, remember - racism and racist phrases can be extremely funny when part of funny bits (Chris Rock, Louis CK) and are just fucking wrong everywhere else.

Drew Barrymore looks like the love child of LeAnn Rimes and Robert Z'Dar.

I think it's amusing that the same movie (Funny People) helped put two actors on this list.

Mind-gina - is that something you geeks have invented as an oasis soothing the pain that Lack of Vagina causes you on an hourly basis?

A re-do
On that firstie. Because evidently Solomon Grundy sucks syphillitic donkey cock on a Monday.

Wow That's Just Fucking Lazy
Did anyone else notice that Rabin cut and pasted the first three or four paragraphs from his "10 lessons learned" article he wrote in 2008 and slapped them at the beginning of this article?

Wait … no one really TRULY wished Don't be Dumb CancerAIDS.

Huzzah!

RIP Mr. Awesome
Seriously - hate all you want hipster cuntfarts. Guys like Mr. Guccione are fucking heros to horny little guys everywhere.

Heroin
Is so NOT like Russian Roulette. Everybody knows heroin is like dating that guy from Saw - awesome if you're into that kind of thing, awful and gutwrenching if you're not, and a little overwhelming either way.