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Dinner for Schmucks gets a D for wasting a cast like that with such a shitty, laughless script. Awful. I most left at one point but realized I hadn't seen ZG yet.

Wow there are a lot of cunts on here today.

No love for Punch Drunk Love? I think people sleep on that movie because … well, it's easy to. But it's got a lot of great scenes, especially:

Fuck off, Traitor was bad-ass.

Anyone who's seen "Slapstick (Of Another Kind)" - am I right in guessing that the movie left out the part in the book where the Mongoloid twins have sex?

Although I abhore HipsterDBag and all he represents, I do admire the honesty of his convictions. As a result, I will applaud you as you slowly suffocate via strangulation by skinny tie.

Way to come late to the party, douche rocket.

Jesus Tittyfucking Christ - are you hipster douchebags truly this unrepentently snarky?

I'm surprised we don't know about MORE celebs cheating. I mean, come the fuck on … do we all REALLY believe that rich, famous overgrown man-children professional atheletes that spend half their season on the road getting panties and hotel room keys literally thrown at them AREN'T fucking around?

Where are you getting a hot dog AND a soda at Epcot for $15?

Guys, come on … Swordfish.

Damn it that was awesome.

Totally agree with Jim Rockford. My cousin, her husband and two kids LIVE in a double wide trailer. So I know fucking white trash.

BOOOOORRING
Hour long cop shows equal a pain in the ass to follow. Period.

Excellent Work Prince
I feel like you helped ensure the Viking's loss last night.

Nah, Well-Pounded - it's not that bad. NPH is just such a fucking genius of timing and comic acting, and so inhabits that character, that he makes everyone else look like douchebags.

SCTV = Overrated. WAAAAAY overrated. One show where the value of the parts equalled more than their sum.

Hey now - comparing Guy Ritchie to Michael Bay? That's not fair to Michael Bay.

To my favorite author I've never read …
Nathan,

WWJMBCMGD?
My pop-culture resolution - get everyone saying the above phrase.