Juanito - save the posturing for another post. These are POP CULTURE RESOLUTIONS, jerk-off. Stop trying to be cool. Posting on the avclub is too big of a check in the "uncool" column to be eliminated by … another post on the avclub.

If I may:

"E.W. Barton-Wright is also remembered as a pioneering promoter of mixed martial arts or MMA contests, in which experts in different fighting styles compete under common rules. Barton-Wright's champions, including Yukio Tani, Sadakazu Uyenishi and Swiss schwingen wrestler Armand Cherpillod, enjoyed considerable…

I think Tom needs to either take a break from commenting so he can "find his smile" or just quit. He seems to be riding on his reputation as an AVClub poster at this point.

It ain't no thing, Blue Floyd. If that's the worst thing your wife makes you do you have a great wife.

I like how everyone imagines that actors are artists full of integrity and intelligence.

Hipsters can be yuppies. Yuppies can be hipsters. But in general a yuppie is not a hipster as a rule.

Speaking of which, why didn't this movie ruin Lisa Kudrow's career? I mean, she made that one movie where she was a rap mogul which would have killed her career anyway, but playing a monkey that can play third base should have killed her career!

Wait, I thought this movie starred Matt LeBlanc and Lisa Kudrow as the ape. Why is this written like it was a puppet and not Kudrow with spray tan and an orange wig?

Why does anyone give a fat fuck about whether Lone Audience agrees with the AVClub about this critique?

30 Rock is a great show. Sometimes it isn't all that great. The reason - sometimes you just can't get it together to be brilliant on a deadline. This is half-way through SEASON 4 - that's incredible for any show, let alone a show like this.

Not enough Barney in this episode. Period. I don't like episodes that are about Barney. I don't like episodes that don't really feature Barney.

Nice, Really Smart Guy. I'm not reading all comments with hatred and sheer malice in my heart.

I fucking hate all of you who fell for the bait and put out your own top 10s. If I wanted to read your fucking opinions, I'd read your fucking blog.

All this love for Will Ferrell and none for Stepbrothers? How about the big finale of that movie at the Catalina Fucking Wine Mixer? Are you kidding me? The song itself … "Boats and Hoes!" … The Dream Sequence where Reilly is a centaur speaking woodland gibberish? Will Ferrell as a lumberjack with a huge erection?…

EVERY KISS BEGINS WITH KAY GODDAMN IT! THE FATE OF THE ECONOMY DEPENDS ON IT!!!!!!! SOMEONE LOVE SOMEONE!!!!! NOW!!!!!!

I have located the source of Magnus' sensitivity and lack of appreciation for the rants of ZMF:

The League looks like dogshit in a waffle cone.

7.

You're fuckin' A right, Josh
Someone may have already mentioned these movies, but fuck them. Here are three more must-watch movies in the Hitman sub-genre: