Who's the knucklehead, wantin' respect? Got these n*ggas floatin' in the drug game …

Drama's Entourage: Watch hilarity ensure as Drama finally gets his big break in the sequel to Dr. Strangelove as Gen. Jack D. Ripper's son and rates his own Entourage!

Dear lord … who gives a fat rat ass?

Rape Stove IV: I Spit On Your Front Burner

Lots of hating on this thread.

A Six Demon Bag? Terrific Egg, what's in it?
Wind … Fire … all that good kind of stuff!

You'll be skinned alive in the Hell of the Upside Down Sinner.
Hell of the Upside Down Sinners?
Yeah, the Chinese have a lot of hells.

Damn you Ack Ack. Damn you to hell.

You mean that guys I ran over? I mean THROUGH?

Exactly how is Vince boring? Here's the general deal, loyal hipster douchebags:

Holy shit, this is the most boring thread I've EVER read on this site.

O Hipster Douchebags:

It took someone on this thread 23 weeks to read a book.

When are we going to finally perfect the reanimation of corpses and end all of this sci-fi speculation? I want to see the real world applications for zombies:

We should all just go watch Chocolate on blu-ray. It's hard to overstate the joy of watching an autistic 15 year old girl beating the living shit out of everyone who owes her former-prostitute-now-dying-of-cancer mother money.

Men cheat because they're cowards. If you didn't have the balls to not get married in the first place, extremely unlikely you'll have the balls to leave when the marriage falls to shit.

The McBLT is … OCTUPLETS!!!!!!!!!

Anytime the vile Alex Trebek is mentioned in a thread, I feel compelled to state that I have an ongoing grudge I've been nurturing since 1995 against that smarmy fuckhole after he dismissed my mother as she tried to shake his hand (she's a huge Jeopardy fan) and I was forcibly restrained as I drunkingly moved to pound…

Fucking Luddites.

The food is far from average, Lemur. It is sublime and delightful - if you like your chicken "tartar" (I've had raw chicken served to me at an Olive Garden once).