First time I EVER masturbated - 12 years old, 9 1/2 Weeks, scene where Kim Basinger is blindfolded and fondled by the latina prostitute while she purrs in KS' ear.

Nia Vardalos always gets an F. She just does. If she would have stopped with MY Big Fat Greek Wedding she could have at least acchieved some sort of z-list Salinger mystique with the female, over-40 set. But noooooo … she had to go make movies where she's a transvestite and a Manic Fat Nasally Pixie Woman (MFNPW). …

Crime and Punishment and Ubermensch Cannibals Who Only Feed on the Bourgeois

Zorba the Greek vs. Frankenstein's Monster
The REALLY Invisible Man by Ralph Waldo Emerson
The Great Gatsby IV - the Final Chapter

Do you all REALLY feel this strongly about Pride and Prejudice and Zombies? Come on … really?

I was going to make a "Facebook the Movie" joke, but then I realized … no, that's actually happening. And David Fincher is directing.

Bay Boys has a central role in what now?
This was a shitty, shitty article, which didn't actually turn for me until the author comments on the "central role" Bad Boys plays in Hot Fuzz.

Gymkata Kid! With Mitch Gaylord and Kerri Shrug teaching a disqualified Chinese gymnast 18 ways to kill a man on a pommel horse sitting mysteriously in the middle of a village …

Holy shit, Jorge - that comment was the best of the thread.

Hipster douchebags.

Hold on a second - I think there's something here that is more disturbing that anything else:

Hey horsefellow (congrats on the nasty screen name, by the way) - is there any chance your post was deleted due to a complete lack of coherent spelling?

The trailer actually made me want to see the move LESS than the Hater write-up.

I DEMAND AN EDDIE MURPHY WEEK!
Damn it all, Rabin - what the fuck have you been doing with your time?

I think it's funny that one of Synder's favorite shots in this commentary (the Comedian showing his super strength by punching through a wall) is one of the biggest problems with the movie itself - only one (1) character even HAS super powers.

Whoa whoa WHOA Herpes. As always, you spread and itch without thought to your surroundings.

All they had to say in the review was "more gratuitously violent than InFamous" and I was in. I've lost so, so many productive hours to InFamous that it almost makes me sad. Almost.

The Protector? Meh.

Doesn't everyone know a Mike Hunt? I'm surprised that one came up as awesome.

Hey Tobias, did you intentionally lift the first paragraph of your article from Ebert's review of Team America - World Police? You even used the classroom analogy and the fucking Wild One quote! I like your writing, so I'm hoping this was a dramatic coincidence!