"You're the only person I know who puts Oxycontin in her Xanax bottle." For some reason, this sentence tickled me so badly that I had to rewind twice.

I will definitely attend the tour this year. I figure the finale show is basically all of the dances they will show on the tour plus more wacky audition clips minus the unnecessary guest singers. Oh, and oodles of hot shirtless men. I'm in!

Didn't he pull her up on stage at the end?

I already miss it
Debating whether I will be able to avoid the black hole of tv in January, American Idol. *sigh* I feel like an alcoholic drinking mouthwash just to fill the void.

I'd still hit it.

And Russell's story seems like a Joshua II. Just to keep things fresh, let's give the win to Jakob. ;-)

I was the same way with Ashleigh at the beginning - fully prepared to hate her and her dreadful mugging. She definitely changed my mind on that with her dancing every week. She deserves her spot in Final 6.

I laughed hard when Liz finished her eye correction surgery and Dr. Spaceman read the sticker on the side of the machine, "Hmmm, LASIG, that's odd…"

I really thought that Alec Baldwin's HD bit was from Final Fantasy. I just watched it the other night on Showtime and thought it was very clever of them to include his character from that. I guess I was wrong…I will have to watch again.

"Hey, do you want to buy some urine for a drug test? If you're clean, I also buy!"

I also loved how Jerry's "murinal" idea was clearly the most artistic and most likely would have won…that was some delicious, understated comedy. It looked almost exactly like the winning cake on a recent Oprah cake decorating contest.

I'm surprised no one mentioned this…
but I thought the dude in the wheelchair has a much better voice than Finn. He should do all the male leads opposite Rachel from now on.

Hopefully the tap will evolve like the other dance forms…
"They finally seemed to figure out how to mic the tappers' shoes correctly during tonight's opening. I still don't know how I feel about the tapping, though."

I made the mistake of adding Whale Wars to my DVR's Season Pass. I felt vindicated with last's night episode because NOTHING EVER HAPPENED besides "Oooh, we are in FUCKING ANTARTICA and have to steer through ice!" Towards the end of the season they showed the Japanese killing one whale (then replayed it 500 times),…

This reminded me of the thrilling conclusion to last season when the mysterious guest judge at Bryant Park ended up being Tim Gunn. Ooooh, drama and intrigue!

He must be Tim Gunn's bottom bitch.

Tila Tequila does coke?

Oh, I definitely get Billy. He gives good foot porn. By that, I mean he has amazing feet. When you take ballet or modern, the teachers tend to fawn over the dancers with really high arches - the higher the arch, the better the point and the better the line through the leg. In addition to the best men's feet I've…

Calm down already about the overproduction. This show is produced by a major TV network. Do you really think anyone would add songs sung by real high schoolers to their iPods? Hell no!

Red Bull My Ass
The second I saw Mr. Eric LeBlanc's face, I called it to my roomie: the boy just smoked a shard of crystal meth so big even P!nk would be impressed.