For real. Drinking Pabst is not a statement. To the undiscerning, it tastes the same as Coors, Bud, Miller, etc. except it's cheaper and available everywhere here for some reason. I'd rather drink a Pabst than an $8 craft beer any day — not because it's funny but because it keeps me sated between cocktails and after I…

Well, I like it.

I didn't know it was out. Thank you so much, my friend. I just downloaded it. Me so excited!

Eff that. Paul Brittain's Lord Wyndemere is funny but oh man, every time Leland said or did anything, I cracked up.

Yeah, I stopped watching this past season. I don't know what happened but whatever it was, I just don't care anymore. I hope it was greAt for you and the fans though. Archer is obviously a good show, it's just not for me.

Yargh! I'm fine with you not liking Mad Men but playing the "pretending to like it" card angers me. We're all baffled by some of the shit people like but taste varies, brah.

Prarie Home Companion is just a bunch of people phonily chuckling and patting themselves on the back for catching references. It's like Robot Chicken for ACLU members.

You have to get into Final Fantasy when you're a kid, I think. They're so goofy and almost embarassingly earnest, you have to play when you are pure and not yet crushed by the world (and have a lot of free time.)

Archer. I've watched almost every episode — I laugh occasionally, the voice actors are great, certain episodes I really dig, and I love the Wee Baby Shaemus but man, I feel that the show has no heart whatsoever. That's not a total necessity but Archer just seems like an endless series of people insulting and yelling…

You have five bucks? Where'd you get five bucks? I want five bucks.

Yeah, but did it have Blast Processing?

Hey, remember GI Joe? Ha! This was basically an epsiode of Robot Chicken.

A wizard did it.

Have any of you bros made it to the Belfry Tower (or something — I think it's an optional area) with the gargoyles? Those bastards were as hard as any boss in DS I. I had to summon a shade to help me out and even together, we barely made it.

I hate those guys. I beat them five times as a shade before I beat them in my own game. I wanted to get some practice and help out the homies. It took me a good twenty tries solo.

I'm with you. On Monday, I was looking at my Gamefly queue and wondering how long it would take for DS II to become available. I looked at the other games listed and thinking about playing them instead of DS II made me sad. So I said 'eff it' — cancelled my membership and lined up for the midnight release. I hadn't…

I love the Nsync episode.

The Moonlight fight was early on enough in the game that I hadn't even learned about summons yet. I just randomly summoned a witch and she kicked the crap out of the butterfly for me.

You can summon Beatrice before the Moonlight fight too. She's very effective. Plus, if you summon her there, you can summon her for a later boss too (but she's kind of useless in that fight.)

You mentioned Dark Souls and since nobody I know will give a shit, I've got to get this boast out — I BEAT IT LAST NIGHT! I'm so proud of myself (for spending 75 hours on a video game.) I rented it through Gamefly and figured I would get frustrated and give up — but I'll be damned if I didn't become obsessed.