Ugh…

It's a Kids in the Hall delivery system.

I just can't deal with stand up comedians talking about stand up comedy anymore. For example, whenever certain stand up comedians (Esposito being one of them) are on Comedy Bang Bang they grind the show to a halt to talk about comedy instead of being funny. Comedians love to talk about how special they are and how…

Watch little Thai fighter Buakaw kick down a tree. Then you'll understand.

I don't think he/she meant a movie.

Unacceptable.

That's the joke.

What? Al Yankovich blew his brains out in the late 80s after people stopped buying his records.

HA! It's two things!

I can do an absolutely spot-on Baby Cakes. I'm very proud of this. Too bad nobody I know knows who he is :(

I remember being completely taken out of the movie by how awful that skiing scene was. And I was just a dumb kid.

I love that sketch.

What doth life?

Man, I love Vince. I've loved everything he's put out but while there are a lot of great tracks on this album, to me, there are at least like eight or nine that are just boring and don't sound fully realized. I really think he has a masterpiece in him, and that he'll get there eventually, but not quite yet. I mean,…

"Quone: To quone something. If the patient gets difficult, you quone him."

Batkid Pizza

This movie is so goddamned awful. You've turned me onto a lot of good things, AV Club but this ain't one 'em.

Uh, 30 Odd Foot of Grunts would like to have a word with you.

I saw RTJ in Portland in August and I caught a joint from Killer Mike. I don't even smoke (anymore) but I felt like I needed to take a hit (it would've been rude not to) before passing it on. Those guys smoke some good shit because I was higher than a mug.

Dats de joke.