@avclub-0f2a88b3b0df4b2cca4df1e6c67af432:disqus Beer Bad is pretty awful but it has one line that always cracks me up.

Torture.

Torture.

I'm 12 years old and I love The Clash!

I'm 12 years old and I love The Clash!

If you're going to make a History Channel show, you're going to have some rat feces in there.

If you're going to make a History Channel show, you're going to have some rat feces in there.

No, MORE egg talk.

No, MORE egg talk.

Just start from the beginning. Season one only has seven episodes. You can watch it in a single afternoon.

Just start from the beginning. Season one only has seven episodes. You can watch it in a single afternoon.

And now wrestlers are running into the crowd and punching out fans. Purple monkey dishwasher.

And now wrestlers are running into the crowd and punching out fans. Purple monkey dishwasher.

And this guy's saying, "Whaddya want from me?"

And this guy's saying, "Whaddya want from me?"

Totally. The biggest laugh I got from the CBB TV show was when PFT said 'one of your American hotting dogs.'

Totally. The biggest laugh I got from the CBB TV show was when PFT said 'one of your American hotting dogs.'

I don't give a fuck about a motherfucking Forbes list/
As far as I'm concerned that's a motherfucking whores list

I don't give a fuck about a motherfucking Forbes list/
As far as I'm concerned that's a motherfucking whores list

Too bad it's already packed full of ping pong balls.