Too bad it's already packed full of ping pong balls.

My man Derrick here, when he eats the spicy tuna, his breath starts stinking.

My man Derrick here, when he eats the spicy tuna, his breath starts stinking.

The Kafka Rock Opera is the best, Jerry. The best! 

The Kafka Rock Opera is the best, Jerry. The best! 

You know what I've never had? Penguin meat.

You know what I've never had? Penguin meat.

Which is worse: this or the Pepsi Next ad that played during every podcast last month?

Which is worse: this or the Pepsi Next ad that played during every podcast last month?

Timothy noticed leaves where there were no leaves before.

Timothy noticed leaves where there were no leaves before.

Fangs for coming, everyone!

Fangs for coming, everyone!

And if Eddie is Ralph's father, that means Ralph isn't human (or he's at least half-nonhuman).

And if Eddie is Ralph's father, that means Ralph isn't human (or he's at least half-nonhuman).

Louis CK is on thin icing. PFT is coming for that top spot.

Louis CK is on thin icing. PFT is coming for that top spot.

It's me…Tobias *wink*

It's me…Tobias *wink*

I don't get it.