My point, Manwich, which echoed my first comment, was that parties are parties. Young people like to party all over the world. As the world gets smaller, these parties are getting more and more alike. Thus, the sarcasm in my comments. I'm sorry if it eluded you. They don't have the sarc mark set up on my keyboard…

I would also like to point out the RussionEuro.com banner an displaying at the top of this page, and on no other AV club pages. Nice touch, Amelie,

(slaps DPA five)

It sounds like you guys are describing just about any group from Eastern or Western Europe. I lived with some Irish in Nantucket one summer. Those fuckers loved techno and drank like fishes. By 3 or 4 in the morning, someone inevitably broke out a guitar and they sang folk songs until morning. It was like that…

Hmmm. That sounds like you're being cynical, DPA. And you know how Conan feels about cynicism. Around these parts we say how we really feel about Jay Leno. Try again, with genuine emotion, and their may just be a high five waiting for you. How do you really feel?
(psst. Say you hate Jay Leno or there will be no…

So . . . Russians in college love to drink and listen to techno and 80s?
That's crazy! Most kids when I was in college were more into book clubs and loved the classics.
Thank you for that exclusive peak into a foreign culture.

I would submit, W!, that if you were to look for moviegoers who are as "unsophisticated as they come" that you would start by scanning the seats at a Larry the Cable Guy movie. Just sayin'.

You'll be happy to know, Blue Floyd, that I'm handing out fives in the new Hater column. We are feeling the loving, accepting, embrace of shared hate.

Hey. I hate Jay Leno too!

What are other people up to these days?
I guess I'll just turn on my TV. Ahhhh. . . .

I'm really Amelie Gilette.

Probably had too much cheese dip.
Wait . . . I might be thinking of Groo.

The Departed was meh.
My wife and I saw Shutter Island this weekend. She almost walked out. We had the twist nailed about 40 minutes into it. So for the rest of the movie we just watched dead children while we waited for it to play out.
It was filmed beautifully and was thought provoking at times, but overall - meh.

I think the Shout Factory is where the band members of Tears for Fears learned about anger management. They wrote a song about it.

Sylvester Stallone in "Stop, Or My Mom Will Shoot" would probably be able to take down Bobcat Goldwaith in "Police Academy 2." Just sayin.

The Curious Girl? Yeah, I knew her. And I'm gonna find out who gave her canceraids, and I am going to take . . . them . . . down. Today, I'm not a cop. Today, I'm just a guy with a gun. (tosses badge to chief)

Seemingly mad? You ain't seen nothin'. Here's a clip where I react to a bunch of people bashing the Black Eyed Peas:

Would you say that to Randolf Scott?

And in still other developments, I spent most of the 80's secretly watching Rockwell.

You're no genius, Mantan. You, sir, are a fuck head. An unoriginal fuck head. An unfunny fuck head. A ridiculous fuck head. I've seen bad trolls on this site, but you are the equivalent of what a troll shits out.
Everyone got your message the first time you posted. Every post after that has been an exercise in…