Straight Cash, homies: the greatest cover artist of the early 2000's.

I would like to see a triple album that consists of nothing but sketches that rappers put on their albums between songs.

Not cool. Why, in every comment section, does someone always have to bring up manatee rape? Not even Leno deserves that. You have crossed the line, sir.

Correction from a HARVARD PROFESSOR: "Hot Sluts was awesome. Well worth the time commitment.

I think you should write a book about that.

"It's Time for the Fox Latenight with your host . . .
CONAN O'BRIEN!
Tonight's guests: Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, and musical guest The Black Eyed Peas!"

Fuck off, soce!

There's no way NPH is gay. It was the worst blowjob I've EVER had.

Jan Hooks? Did anyone see her on 30 Rock? Yikes!

Also, what is a metaphor?

Also, Ginsburg is brilliant because in one of his poems he wrote about jacking off on people from tops of buildings and everyone loved it.

A) I think you do "know about us people" because we all just stated when we were reading these types of books.

My freshman year in college, I had an American Radical Thought literature class where I had to read this, Catch 22, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, and a bunch of poetry from William Carlos Williams and the like.
At 18, that class was awesome. Other than maybe Catch-22, I don't think I could re-read any of those…

Hey Oh Snap,
Yo mama's so ugly she went in to a Haunted House for a scare, and came out with a job.

Gangs of Syneccdoche, New York was meta-kick ass!

He's right. I know three woman and only one of them wanted to see Valentine's Day. That's 33 per cent. Not all. Just 33 per cent.

Invokes Nietzsche to demonstrate superior intelligence, but fails because quote is irrelevant, misquoted, and misinterpreted.

Rob Bass!

Way to stick your neck out for something you believe, Bernice. That took a lot of guts to make that kind of confession on a web page that is dedicated to hating Jay Leno.

(gives Lobsters 1 a wedgie)